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some of us remembered our purpose, to combat monsters as only monsters can
steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left
well you see,
the sniler
level-17-spheal asked:
Hey, you keep on mentioning you don't know how tumblr works. I'd be perfectly happy to lie to you if you want to know more!
nyancrimew answered:
ok whats the funniest lie you have about how tumblr works
im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at
yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing
my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time
bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too
If carp could speak they would all have French accents
mon dieu.... you have caught me....
posts that make you say "mon dieu.... you have caught me...."
there are things in my tags you guys should be saving for a priest or a therapist
and they're never the things I expect
Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension
I’m like a salmon. I’m always goin against the current. I’m tasty. I turn into a fucking freak of nature if I ever get horny. Bears want me.
